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Why can't they nap at the same time?

Aries blurbs

I'm just so bored, got a laugh out of Neo pulling some blood out of the humans arm; but other than that all there is to do is jump on Neo and toss him around a bit. He really is so dull, really I'd like to be hangin with some other more energetic friends, but all I got here is Neo and I can't get out. Rather than consider myself stuck here, I just figure it to be one of those "it is what it is" situations. Neo is really not that bad, just a bit older, and not as playful. He has shown me a few things. Ignoring the human is right, I am allowed where ever I want to go and biting the human is fun. Still I want someone who likes to play! He sits around grooming, all the time. It's like, dude... hot date? going somewhere? well I know the answer to both these questions is no, so why make a big deal on being impressive?

Yea yea, I know Neo has the cutest eyes, and long fur, and it so damn fucking cute... (oops I didn't mean that to slip out) and then the human buys him a collar to match his eyes (do note I am rolling my eyes). He's so pampered; it makes me want to cough up a hair ball.

but anyway...

 I'm so bored here, think I'll do what any cat would do when bored... go to the back room and lay down for a nap.

for Ash

Time Away

Neo chimming in again- both me and Aries contribute to this post.

This is so cool, the human has been out for the last few nights.   Aries and I are having a great time. We do the play fight thing every night he is gone and don't have to deal with him shouting at us or getting upset with the 2 of us. Its great, I jump on his desk, usually he hollers shouts and even chases me around, now hehehehe, he's not even here, I am laffin my kitty fur off. Now Aries knows the woman he is spending his time with, always referred to her as "the pretty female" he tells me he didn't understand what went on with her and the human. Aries tells me he thought it was all a big misunderstanding. They got along fine when he first got here, things just seem to go south after a little time, like about a year. I know and Aries will concur on this that they were made for each other and the human seems so much happier now the pretty female is back in his life. Well anyhow... as long as we don't trash the place too much; he'll never be the wiser of our carrying on and going crazy. He stops in mid morning most of the time, puts some food and water down for me and Aries and then what he does is up to him, I'm happy, Aries is happy and that is all that counts, we are the most important ones here. Well we were just taking a small break on the running and chasing, wanted to post for our friends, gotta go now, he's after me again.... You'll never get me Aries!!

Chillin

now why can't Aries be a little more like this? The guy is up, hyper, always doing something. Doesn't he realize the life of a cat is cool, laid back and takin' it easy? Cats life is alright, I get fed have a nice roof over my head and do about anything I want to do. Ok it does have some down points like I can't just go outside any old time, but ya know the good does outweigh the bad, so I deal with it. I am just hanging around waiting, not real sure what I am waiting for but I'll know when it gets here.

venting

Hi, Neo chiming in again.

Man I tell you, that Aries, christ what am I gonna do? I mean its not like he can hurt me or anything; but I wish he would stop the antics. The guy jumps me at every corner of the house. I can't deal with this much longer. Yea a little play fight is good once in a while, but 24/7 ?..
Well thank goodness he is taking a nap now and I can post for my friends. I finally got the human to stop hollering at me for being on the table, if its both of us, (Aries) he still gets upset; but I knew it was gonna be like this. I just ignore him and I can do whatever I want to do. What!? you think he's gonna stop me? He's gone most of the time anyhow. This human I have is funny, when I was little I used to jump at nothing on the wall cause he got such a kick out of it, lol. New year? wow that's funny; it feels like it did yesterday. Well anyhow;  humans and their customs??
Well time is getting along, thought I would jot down a few words for my friends, let ya know all is ok at the ranch, I gotta go do something....

That Gray Bengal Tiger

Now I know I'm hard to see in me the pic. That's the point. See I'm dark gray, stripped in black and very hard to keep a fix on. That's just how us Bengal Tigers are. Very cunning, quick witted and sleek. I tell you I walk around this place and no one can see me. Not what I'm posting at the moment.... just letting you know who you are dealing with. Now this is a great contrap the human went out for. Tell ya I was just as happy to sharpen the claws on the sofa, he just yelled at me all the time, and well now I use this little cardboard box sharpener. I look out the corner of my eye, I see Neo sitting on the table. I do believe that is fear I see. He sees me over here sharpening and is worried I am getting ready to jump him again. Well guess what? He's right! Someone has to be the leader here. This has been my ground since I put the human in line, and told him how its gonna be, I'm the king here. So with Neo being suspicious and all I am gonna stroll back to the bedroom for a bit, I hate when he knows its coming. I will just wait here for a while till the dust settles and will get at him then. Time to sleep for a bit.