Hey readers, its me, Aries again.

I just can't get over how my human is acting like he owns this place. He keeps shouting at me for getting on the table, scratching the sofa is not good either. I mean, I let him live here, isn't that about enough? I mean he is my pet and all.

Normal Cat talk

 Neo: What's up man; are you settled?

Aries: Yea man... I was just burning off some energy. Word on the street is elect this bozo for another term in office; Like he hasn't done enough damage in 4 years. Let's see it he can put an end to this "United States."

Neo: I hear ya man; I mean beyond where he was born (strange he put a court order on his birth record) the dude wasn't living in the USA during his formidable years. Like he doesn't even think as an American. Friend last night was referring to it a a "Global View."  Which is good in some ways but really shouldn't the man "with the pen in his hand" best to have grown up here? To see the political ramifications from an "Americans"  viewpoint?

Aries: Totally agree! Hey lets aggravate the human... I'll go scratch on the bathroom door, you go into one of your "attack" modes and slice up his arm real good. Its funny to see him pull off some toilet paper to stop the bleeding.

Meet Neo... and god please don't call me Nemo

hay fans, its me, Neo... yea I would rather be Neoptolomus, but yea, its easier to just call me Neo. Not to be confused with Near Earth Objects... Yes I know, I am a cool cat. For one, I'm white, white cats always get the most attention. I have blue eyes, kinda like the blond/ blue eyes... for the guys out there. I'm just a cool cat, I act mean, but if you know how to deal with, everything is cool... I mean, I'm a pussy cat, yea I'll act like a bad ass, bite and stuff. But chill baby, I'm a cool cat. I'm a cat with attitude... chill baby, I like to be pet, but you gotta know how to do it.... Cat with attitude, yea that's me!

Been a while...

Hey guys (and girls)... yea its been a while since I've had a chance to blog. The human is always on the computer when I get an idea to write about. Oh well, guess thats the price I pay for keeping him around. Anyway, I did finally manage to get use of the computer this once. Did you happen to see the bird he cooked the other day? Man... I tell ya, that human really takes the cake (pun intended). He goes out buys a huge bird, cooks it and sits down for a meal; never even once did he offer any of it to me. Oh yea... wow, he fills the little bowl on the floor with cereal nuggets, and then he sits and feeds on this lavish succulent bird. Whats with the cooking anyway? I personally think its better fresh. Crazy humans. I tell you what... I didn't see it happen, but I bet he offered some of it to Neo. Its like Neo gets everything! Its so unfair. Even when we moved, he took Neo to the new place first, like its supposed to be Neo's place now. Ha.... its still my place, and nothing will change that. Well I could go on and on but have to chase Neo around the apartment a bit... can't let him think this is his place or something, will write more later
       Aries
      

I am the King

You know this is really funny at times. I mean, I sit here all the time, my apartment, I sit where I want to sit. Most of the time the human starts hollering and shouting. I don't understand a word of it, remember I'm a cat... so I just give him that blank look. When he approaches quickly, it does scare me, so I jump down, then jump back up. Too my nearest guess he is saying 'off the table' not sure what it means. I know he doesn't mean to push all the stuff off the table, he gets a bit a little out of kilter when Aries pushes his reading glasses to the floor. I personally think its a roll. Yea, we give him a hard way to go most of the time. We need our entertainment. I mean we do allow him to stay here with us, and trust me, he will be gone the day he forgets to fill our water and food bowls.
Get off the table, has a funny sound to it.

chicken little was right

Hey Neo, I think the sky is falling. It's coming down in little white pieces. The worst thing is I don't think the human realizes it. He just goes on as if nothing is happening. We gotta do something, I just don't know what, any ideas?

Dialoge

Neo: Man whats with all this fluffy white stuff
Aries: Not sure, think the human calls it snow
Neo: Looks cold man
Aries: Yea, I been out in it, its wet cold and generally a nuisance
Neo: Well for once I'm glad this glass door is in the way
Aries: Yea I'm with you on that one
Neo: Hey Aries, can you turn off the lights in your eyes, its bothering me.

Aries: Oh shut up!

Aries and the new bedding

I just love when Pirate gets new stuff, the bedding is the perfect color too. Now if I could just keep my eyes from glowing I would be invisible

Meows and Grunts

Neo: Man you see that
Aries: Yea, damn squirrel again.
Neo: Yea this is bull shit, Man, that's supposed to be our space; It's your fault we can't be out there now, with you jumping off that one day, man... what the hell were you thinkin?
Aries: You know how it gets man, that one real cute pussy was meowin, then that dog... startled me I just jumped, couldn't help it.
Neo: Well... yea, I can see that, she is a sight to see, so any way what we gonna do about this glass door?
Aries: Not much we really can do, pound on it and hope to scare him off.

Neo: Damn squirrel, he'll get his some time soon, I say we go mess with human, you keep running around, I'll keep working on tripping him on his way to the kitchen, We'll get him eventually.

blurbs

I am one to think, once a month is plenty of posting in this electronic "journal." So, here I am again; food is ok, sleeping quarters, adequate,  so I don't have alot to complain about. Well the company I keep leaves a bit to be desired. Aries, what an ass, and the Pirate guy.... geeeze, don't I get a break?
Well, I know they mean well, but so socially inept and oblivious to the obvious. Was looking around the web, maybe find a network buddy that inspires me a little better than these two imbeciles. Came across this page: http://makemepurr.org, was entertaining at first, but got sorta boring. Hot pussies day after day (I'm a cat, give me a break). So anyway, I did stumble across a site, Http://catnip.com, Lots of cool cats and pussies (oh come on; get your mind out of the gutter, I'm a cat)
Well, gotta run, Aries is wanting to play his fighting games again. I pretend to be afraid, but honestly, I could really give this guy a beating, I just go with the flow.

catch ya on the nip side (I'm gonna go get high)
Neo

Having a great time...

You mean to tell me its been April since Neo or Myself have posted in this blog? But really I don't think you could handle all the excitement in a cats life. Laying about is so fun. Well not quite as much fun as pestering the human, but I am just thrilled to be here. Neo's got his thing for fun too. The human not having another with him now doesn't keep such a neat place, he leaves his fur on the bed.... well Neo likes to grab one of his shirts and drag it out into the living room, Woot Woot... I just hope it aggravates him as much as it seems to...  Yup the life of a house cat, lay around, pester the humans that have to be living with us. 

ok so here i am texting to my blog by phone in the beddroom and my desktop is out in the living room

almost free

Why can't they nap at the same time?

Aries blurbs

I'm just so bored, got a laugh out of Neo pulling some blood out of the humans arm; but other than that all there is to do is jump on Neo and toss him around a bit. He really is so dull, really I'd like to be hangin with some other more energetic friends, but all I got here is Neo and I can't get out. Rather than consider myself stuck here, I just figure it to be one of those "it is what it is" situations. Neo is really not that bad, just a bit older, and not as playful. He has shown me a few things. Ignoring the human is right, I am allowed where ever I want to go and biting the human is fun. Still I want someone who likes to play! He sits around grooming, all the time. It's like, dude... hot date? going somewhere? well I know the answer to both these questions is no, so why make a big deal on being impressive?

Yea yea, I know Neo has the cutest eyes, and long fur, and it so damn fucking cute... (oops I didn't mean that to slip out) and then the human buys him a collar to match his eyes (do note I am rolling my eyes). He's so pampered; it makes me want to cough up a hair ball.

but anyway...

 I'm so bored here, think I'll do what any cat would do when bored... go to the back room and lay down for a nap.

for Ash

Time Away

Neo chimming in again- both me and Aries contribute to this post.

This is so cool, the human has been out for the last few nights.   Aries and I are having a great time. We do the play fight thing every night he is gone and don't have to deal with him shouting at us or getting upset with the 2 of us. Its great, I jump on his desk, usually he hollers shouts and even chases me around, now hehehehe, he's not even here, I am laffin my kitty fur off. Now Aries knows the woman he is spending his time with, always referred to her as "the pretty female" he tells me he didn't understand what went on with her and the human. Aries tells me he thought it was all a big misunderstanding. They got along fine when he first got here, things just seem to go south after a little time, like about a year. I know and Aries will concur on this that they were made for each other and the human seems so much happier now the pretty female is back in his life. Well anyhow... as long as we don't trash the place too much; he'll never be the wiser of our carrying on and going crazy. He stops in mid morning most of the time, puts some food and water down for me and Aries and then what he does is up to him, I'm happy, Aries is happy and that is all that counts, we are the most important ones here. Well we were just taking a small break on the running and chasing, wanted to post for our friends, gotta go now, he's after me again.... You'll never get me Aries!!

Chillin

now why can't Aries be a little more like this? The guy is up, hyper, always doing something. Doesn't he realize the life of a cat is cool, laid back and takin' it easy? Cats life is alright, I get fed have a nice roof over my head and do about anything I want to do. Ok it does have some down points like I can't just go outside any old time, but ya know the good does outweigh the bad, so I deal with it. I am just hanging around waiting, not real sure what I am waiting for but I'll know when it gets here.

venting

Hi, Neo chiming in again.

Man I tell you, that Aries, christ what am I gonna do? I mean its not like he can hurt me or anything; but I wish he would stop the antics. The guy jumps me at every corner of the house. I can't deal with this much longer. Yea a little play fight is good once in a while, but 24/7 ?..
Well thank goodness he is taking a nap now and I can post for my friends. I finally got the human to stop hollering at me for being on the table, if its both of us, (Aries) he still gets upset; but I knew it was gonna be like this. I just ignore him and I can do whatever I want to do. What!? you think he's gonna stop me? He's gone most of the time anyhow. This human I have is funny, when I was little I used to jump at nothing on the wall cause he got such a kick out of it, lol. New year? wow that's funny; it feels like it did yesterday. Well anyhow;  humans and their customs??
Well time is getting along, thought I would jot down a few words for my friends, let ya know all is ok at the ranch, I gotta go do something....

That Gray Bengal Tiger

Now I know I'm hard to see in me the pic. That's the point. See I'm dark gray, stripped in black and very hard to keep a fix on. That's just how us Bengal Tigers are. Very cunning, quick witted and sleek. I tell you I walk around this place and no one can see me. Not what I'm posting at the moment.... just letting you know who you are dealing with. Now this is a great contrap the human went out for. Tell ya I was just as happy to sharpen the claws on the sofa, he just yelled at me all the time, and well now I use this little cardboard box sharpener. I look out the corner of my eye, I see Neo sitting on the table. I do believe that is fear I see. He sees me over here sharpening and is worried I am getting ready to jump him again. Well guess what? He's right! Someone has to be the leader here. This has been my ground since I put the human in line, and told him how its gonna be, I'm the king here. So with Neo being suspicious and all I am gonna stroll back to the bedroom for a bit, I hate when he knows its coming. I will just wait here for a while till the dust settles and will get at him then. Time to sleep for a bit.

build a blog contest

Hey, Neo here again, man doesn't Aries use this blog space anymore? ... New Year is coming, yes us cats celebrate too.

I was turned to an idea that just might work to get this blog going and going strong...

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2010 promises to be the best one yet, and I... well I am gonna be so stoned come midnight its gonna be great!