Normal Cat talk

 Neo: What's up man; are you settled?

Aries: Yea man... I was just burning off some energy. Word on the street is elect this bozo for another term in office; Like he hasn't done enough damage in 4 years. Let's see it he can put an end to this "United States."

Neo: I hear ya man; I mean beyond where he was born (strange he put a court order on his birth record) the dude wasn't living in the USA during his formidable years. Like he doesn't even think as an American. Friend last night was referring to it a a "Global View."  Which is good in some ways but really shouldn't the man "with the pen in his hand" best to have grown up here? To see the political ramifications from an "Americans"  viewpoint?

Aries: Totally agree! Hey lets aggravate the human... I'll go scratch on the bathroom door, you go into one of your "attack" modes and slice up his arm real good. Its funny to see him pull off some toilet paper to stop the bleeding.

je-heeze

Man you humans are all messed up, a special day to eat bird?? this is what I live for you know. Bird is good food, healthy and nutritious, and beats the cereal food all to hell... and the most fun is catching the meal. Cooking schmooking,
 be a man and eat it raw, all the vitamins and you can eat like right now, no waiting. I just never understood this cooking thing, some one please clue me in.
I mean this really sucks, you get bird, I get cereal?? again, someone clue me to this, where is the fairness??
I mean toss me a wing or something!
and granted, Neo will concur  with me on this score, its just not right for you humans to be eatling delicate bird, turkey at that and we are stuck with cereal and water, I demand turkey and wine!!