Normal Cat talk

 Neo: What's up man; are you settled?

Aries: Yea man... I was just burning off some energy. Word on the street is elect this bozo for another term in office; Like he hasn't done enough damage in 4 years. Let's see it he can put an end to this "United States."

Neo: I hear ya man; I mean beyond where he was born (strange he put a court order on his birth record) the dude wasn't living in the USA during his formidable years. Like he doesn't even think as an American. Friend last night was referring to it a a "Global View."  Which is good in some ways but really shouldn't the man "with the pen in his hand" best to have grown up here? To see the political ramifications from an "Americans"  viewpoint?

Aries: Totally agree! Hey lets aggravate the human... I'll go scratch on the bathroom door, you go into one of your "attack" modes and slice up his arm real good. Its funny to see him pull off some toilet paper to stop the bleeding.

More Sharing

Man, the human is making me change my blog now. So not only does 'stuff' include the human, my food, water, apartment and various toys, it also includes my blog. Jeese, the things I do for this 'cute' playmate.

So I sit here going to the settings, changing the title and all that stuff. It will of course still contain my posts but Neo ($^%&$!!) will be posting as well. Haven't figured if there needs to be a pre-amble on the posts... Me or Neo, but we will see.

So here goes everything, I, Aries, will share my web space with you Neo.

Lets play tag

Whew! He almost got me on that round. I'll just have to play this one a little different. Neo is still "it". If I can just inch my way back up into the living room and then dash to the bed room, I'll be at base and he looses. hahahahah! Now I can see why everyone likes Neo so much, he is really fun to play games with. So I guess its worth the sharing stuff and food and snacks, I even have let him play a bit with my toys now and then.
Well no time now, have to get back into the game and kick some Neo butt. Will post again when I get the time.

Get off my porch

Question 1 would be "what the **** is this meat on legs doing on MY porch? and question #2 is how come he rail walks and the human doesn't seem to care? These little rodents boil my bottom some times. If not for this darn glass door I would be eating right about now.
Well anyway, screw the little rodent, I was just noticing how much peace there is here now the the Pretty female and her look alike have left. The young one, (look alike) was disappointed that I was growing up and the Pretty female was always shouting about something. Thinking about the time the little female was saying "Aries is getting to big, can we get another kitten?" I mean all kittens become cats, is this not included in the circle of life? If you get a kitten then what to do with me? Am I just chopped squirrel meat now? And the Pretty one always shouting. If it wasn't this it was that, and if it wasn't that it was this. Made it sort of hard to get close to Pirate. Now they are gone, Pirate seems calm, at peace with himself. And now I can concentrate on the important tasks like getting this damned rodent off my balcony.

wtf

man I tell ya, always someone "fucking" with me. Pirate always grabbing my thigh, or pretty one trying to step over my blockade, always someone fucking with me. Must be their misunderstanding, I lay down, it is not permisable to just step over me, I am here for a reason, do I not have "do not enter" all over my face? Thinking these humans a bit in the clouds... I decapitate squirell and mice, do you not know who you are dealing with? When I say "STOP" I mean what I said.

dues

Earned my keep today; While the "repair guy" was here today I had to stand watch to protect the pretty female. I mean I don't know who's comin and goin in the place here. So I set myself, in attack mode as he "fixes" the kitchen growler. Man I tell ya, it was nice not having to hear that creature for a couple of weeks, so he fixed the wall plug- thing too, didn't let him out of my sights then either.
So every thing seems ok so far, he came he left and the stuff he worked on works so I decided not to decapitate him like I do with the squirrels and mice. He comes and goes, and does what he says he's here to do, I'll just make a little check mark by his name in the allow column. [Repair guy- allow]

Well getting hungry and need to play with that mouse toy of mine too, later on

Balance

Ha ha, I love the reaction I get from these humans. They think I'm stupid and gonna jump or loose my footing or something, like man I have a tail, and an unbelievable sense of balance. I just love this rail walk, as you can tell by the look on my face I am deep in thought, paying attention to every detail, wind, where my feet are and how those things effect my balance. I just love seeing the humans freak out over this. lol