Thursday, December 16, 2010

chicken little was right

Hey Neo, I think the sky is falling. It's coming down in little white pieces. The worst thing is I don't think the human realizes it. He just goes on as if nothing is happening. We gotta do something, I just don't know what, any ideas?

Sunday, December 12, 2010


Neo: Man whats with all this fluffy white stuff
Aries: Not sure, think the human calls it snow
Neo: Looks cold man
Aries: Yea, I been out in it, its wet cold and generally a nuisance
Neo: Well for once I'm glad this glass door is in the way
Aries: Yea I'm with you on that one
Neo: Hey Aries, can you turn off the lights in your eyes, its bothering me.
Aries: Oh shut up!

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Aries and the new bedding

I just love when Pirate gets new stuff, the bedding is the perfect color too. Now if I could just keep my eyes from glowing I would be invisible

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Meows and Grunts

Neo: Man you see that
Aries: Yea, damn squirrel again.
Neo: Yea this is bull shit, Man, that's supposed to be our space; It's your fault we can't be out there now, with you jumping off that one day, man... what the hell were you thinkin?
Aries: You know how it gets man, that one real cute pussy was meowin, then that dog... startled me I just jumped, couldn't help it.
Neo: Well... yea, I can see that, she is a sight to see, so any way what we gonna do about this glass door?
Aries: Not much we really can do, pound on it and hope to scare him off.
Neo: Damn squirrel, he'll get his some time soon, I say we go mess with human, you keep running around, I'll keep working on tripping him on his way to the kitchen, We'll get him eventually.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010


I am one to think, once a month is plenty of posting in this electronic "journal." So, here I am again; food is ok, sleeping quarters, adequate,  so I don't have alot to complain about. Well the company I keep leaves a bit to be desired. Aries, what an ass, and the Pirate guy.... geeeze, don't I get a break?
Well, I know they mean well, but so socially inept and oblivious to the obvious. Was looking around the web, maybe find a network buddy that inspires me a little better than these two imbeciles. Came across this page:, was entertaining at first, but got sorta boring. Hot pussies day after day (I'm a cat, give me a break). So anyway, I did stumble across a site, Http://, Lots of cool cats and pussies (oh come on; get your mind out of the gutter, I'm a cat)
Well, gotta run, Aries is wanting to play his fighting games again. I pretend to be afraid, but honestly, I could really give this guy a beating, I just go with the flow.

catch ya on the nip side (I'm gonna go get high)

Friday, August 13, 2010

Having a great time...

You mean to tell me its been April since Neo or Myself have posted in this blog? But really I don't think you could handle all the excitement in a cats life. Laying about is so fun. Well not quite as much fun as pestering the human, but I am just thrilled to be here. Neo's got his thing for fun too. The human not having another with him now doesn't keep such a neat place, he leaves his fur on the bed.... well Neo likes to grab one of his shirts and drag it out into the living room, Woot Woot... I just hope it aggravates him as much as it seems to...  Yup the life of a house cat, lay around, pester the humans that have to be living with us. 

Sunday, April 18, 2010

ok so here i am texting to my blog by phone in the beddroom and my desktop is out in the living room

Monday, March 01, 2010

almost free

Why can't they nap at the same time?

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Aries blurbs

I'm just so bored, got a laugh out of Neo pulling some blood out of the humans arm; but other than that all there is to do is jump on Neo and toss him around a bit. He really is so dull, really I'd like to be hangin with some other more energetic friends, but all I got here is Neo and I can't get out. Rather than consider myself stuck here, I just figure it to be one of those "it is what it is" situations. Neo is really not that bad, just a bit older, and not as playful. He has shown me a few things. Ignoring the human is right, I am allowed where ever I want to go and biting the human is fun. Still I want someone who likes to play! He sits around grooming, all the time. It's like, dude... hot date? going somewhere? well I know the answer to both these questions is no, so why make a big deal on being impressive?

Yea yea, I know Neo has the cutest eyes, and long fur, and it so damn fucking cute... (oops I didn't mean that to slip out) and then the human buys him a collar to match his eyes (do note I am rolling my eyes). He's so pampered; it makes me want to cough up a hair ball.

but anyway...

 I'm so bored here, think I'll do what any cat would do when bored... go to the back room and lay down for a nap.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Time Away

Neo chimming in again- both me and Aries contribute to this post.

This is so cool, the human has been out for the last few nights.   Aries and I are having a great time. We do the play fight thing every night he is gone and don't have to deal with him shouting at us or getting upset with the 2 of us. Its great, I jump on his desk, usually he hollers shouts and even chases me around, now hehehehe, he's not even here, I am laffin my kitty fur off. Now Aries knows the woman he is spending his time with, always referred to her as "the pretty female" he tells me he didn't understand what went on with her and the human. Aries tells me he thought it was all a big misunderstanding. They got along fine when he first got here, things just seem to go south after a little time, like about a year. I know and Aries will concur on this that they were made for each other and the human seems so much happier now the pretty female is back in his life. Well anyhow... as long as we don't trash the place too much; he'll never be the wiser of our carrying on and going crazy. He stops in mid morning most of the time, puts some food and water down for me and Aries and then what he does is up to him, I'm happy, Aries is happy and that is all that counts, we are the most important ones here. Well we were just taking a small break on the running and chasing, wanted to post for our friends, gotta go now, he's after me again.... You'll never get me Aries!!

Wednesday, January 06, 2010


now why can't Aries be a little more like this? The guy is up, hyper, always doing something. Doesn't he realize the life of a cat is cool, laid back and takin' it easy? Cats life is alright, I get fed have a nice roof over my head and do about anything I want to do. Ok it does have some down points like I can't just go outside any old time, but ya know the good does outweigh the bad, so I deal with it. I am just hanging around waiting, not real sure what I am waiting for but I'll know when it gets here.

Friday, January 01, 2010


Hi, Neo chiming in again.

Man I tell you, that Aries, christ what am I gonna do? I mean its not like he can hurt me or anything; but I wish he would stop the antics. The guy jumps me at every corner of the house. I can't deal with this much longer. Yea a little play fight is good once in a while, but 24/7 ?..
Well thank goodness he is taking a nap now and I can post for my friends. I finally got the human to stop hollering at me for being on the table, if its both of us, (Aries) he still gets upset; but I knew it was gonna be like this. I just ignore him and I can do whatever I want to do. What!? you think he's gonna stop me? He's gone most of the time anyhow. This human I have is funny, when I was little I used to jump at nothing on the wall cause he got such a kick out of it, lol. New year? wow that's funny; it feels like it did yesterday. Well anyhow;  humans and their customs??
Well time is getting along, thought I would jot down a few words for my friends, let ya know all is ok at the ranch, I gotta go do something....